Well Chelsea have joined up with Sky TV to give youngsters the chance to be spotted by Jose and his boys.
Forget, being spotted in the park by a scout and being lured to the big city with inducements for your family in order to earn millions of quid as the next John Terry or Frank Lampard and lord it over your mates and get all the girls.
Instead spend money trying to get on a satellite TV programme.
If you are interested, drop over to this link www.skyone.co.uk/footballicon
By the way, small print - potential entrants are required to call 0901 20 10 442.
Callers should be aware of the age range - players must be born between September 1, 1987 and January 1 1989 inclusive .
Calls cost 50p per minute up to a total cost of £1.50.