Steve says: hello mate...can you get big blue working?
Rich says: yeah, working fine... not such a good thing though considering the scoreline and performance so far
Steve says: true.....
Steve says: everytime i go to listen to the game it says "This program not yet started!"
Rich says: it used to always f**k up last season for me
Steve says: it's a pain in the arse!
Rich says: Gronkjaer has just scored!!!
Steve says: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich says: apparently it was a quality goal
Steve says: you f**king beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich says: Get in there!!!!!!
Steve says: i wish the f**king radio worked for me ...i might re-start my computer in a minute!
Rich says: the commentators are both convinced that jesper is having a blinder!
Steve says: fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve says: it's about bloody time he did
Rich says: try it in 8 minutes as it is half time then (restarting your computer that is)
Steve says: jfh or edir must score tonight!
Steve says: is zola playing?
Rich says: yeah, with jimmy
Rich says: apparently, jesper's goal is identical to frank lampards against Arsenal last year
Steve says: NO EIDUR???
Rich says: we got stanic, morris, lampard and jesper in midfield
Rich says: babayaro, gallas, desailly and melchiot in defence
Steve says: baba messed up again didn't he?
Rich says: he conceded the penalty, but according to the commentators he was really hard done by
Steve says: they are chelsea commentators mate? know what i mean?
Rich says: i know, but so am i, so I'm going to think we are hard done by
Steve says: whatever makes you happy mate....lol (laughing out loud- ed)
Rich says: i'm starting to get fed up with this underachieving thing... I prefered it when we were winning all those trophies in the late nineties but not always challenging for the league
Rich says: because now, we do s**t in the league, but don't win any cups!
Steve says: and me.....i love the poyet, dimatteo, wise , petrescu midfield!!!!!!!!
Rich says: s**t, blackburn just scored
Steve says: f**k me, no
Rich says: david 'f**king' thompson
Steve says: oh please no
Steve says: i was starting to be happy
Rich says: if it's any consolation, it was a cracker... but it's no consolation for me!
Rich says: and it was completely against the run of play
Steve says: what the f**k is wrong with them? i am so pissed off!!!!!!!!!!
Rich says: it's half time now, so you might wanna try restarting your computer...
Steve says: yeah
Rich says: i'll be back in 15 minsutes...
Steve says: ok mate...speak in a bit
(20 minutes later..)
Rich says: Franco's just equalised!!
Rich says: from a header!!!!!!!
Steve says: yes yes yes yes yes
Steve says: i still cant hear the f**king game
Rich says: and inamoto has just pulled a goal back against spurs for Fulham (2-1 to spurs now)
Steve says: mind you your commentary is pretty good!
Rich says: I've always wanted to be a commentator!
Steve says: you can be a text commentator
Steve says: how's jody doing? and stanic come to think of it?
Rich says: stanic had a bad start but he seems to be doing ok now... jody's name has barely been mentioned, but the commentators said he had a bright start
Steve says: cheers mate
Rich says: other than that, jody's name hasn't been mentioned
Rich says: jesper, jimmy, stanic and lampard are the ones who are getting the most mentions
Steve says: bring on zenden (in my opinion) and Eidur!
Rich says: not sure who eidur could come on for as Jimmy is playing well and zola just scored...
Rich says: take off stanic for zenden in 15 minutes though, as he is so fast and stanic will be tired
Steve says: have the three of them....go for broke!!!!!!!!
Rich says: I would like to see that too... but blackburn remain a constant threat and seem to be on top of things at the moment
Steve says: oh s**t.....be a nice commentator and say "f**k me chelsea are great....blackburn haven't a hope." that kind of thing!
Rich says: hehe, I'm just calling it as i hear it!!!
Rich says: I'm watching leeds vs newcastle which is a cracking game, and listening to chelsea as well
Steve says: i'm listening to leeds v newcastle
Rich says: it's good stuff in that game.... very entertaining
Rich says: chelsea have just got a corner
Rich says: zola to take it
Steve says: chelsea still threatening every now and then?
Rich says: nothing comes of it
Rich says: I'd say that we are now starting to put pressure on them and the momentum is with us... hopefully we can convert
Steve says: please please please
Rich says: stanic has had one or two good runs in the past five minutes
Steve says: he looked alright against arsenal
Rich says: yeah, i thought he would never play for us again after he was left out of the first few games completely
Steve says: yeah i know what you mean
Rich says: sub is being made... gillespie for tugay
Steve says: how long left? 10 mins?
Rich says: no, ages... i'd say at least 25 mins
Steve says: great!!!!!!!!
Rich says: stanic just had a shot go well wide
Steve says: b******s
Rich says: and no sign of a chelsea substitution at the moment
Steve says: fulham have a penalty
Rich says: yes!
Steve says: hang on .
Steve says: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve says: fulham 2 sp*rs 2
Rich says: who scored it?
Steve says: not sure..
Rich says: cole nearly scored, hit the post but they've just said he was offside anyway
Steve says: s**t...we need to concentrate
Rich says: chelsea are gonna make a sub soon i think
Steve says: ediur and zenden have to come on
Rich says: sub is being made... stanic off, zenden on
Rich says: just like I said...
Steve says: like i say...it had to be
Steve says: zenden was my choice
Rich says: hopefully zenden will score another beauty... I said earlier to bring on zenden about 15 minutes into the half... and I was ten minutes late
Steve says: how we doing?
Rich says: ok, sounds like we're passing well and blackburn having little of the ball
Rich says: yes!!!! United are losing to bolton!
Steve says: are we penetrating?
Rich says: big blue say Bolton just scored!
Rich says: not really (to the pentrating question- ed)
Steve says: excellent i love bolton!!!!!!
Steve says: you b*****d!
Rich says: no, we are not really penetrating!!! Bolton DID just score!
Steve says: oh i see.....f*****g yes!
Steve says: i retract the b*****d comment!
Rich says: kevin nolan is the scorer!
Rich says: and it's at the so called "theatre of dreams"
Steve says: i'm reading the text commentary on bbc .co.uk
Steve says: but it's not so up-to date as rich.co.uk
Rich says: chelsea have taken control of the game now, according to the commentators... and judging by crowd noises we are on top!
Steve says: can we make it count though?
Steve says: can we show our class?
Rich says: another sub is being made... eidur is coming on, jesper off
Steve says: eidur yes!
Rich says: so it looks like we will be playing with three up front
Rich says: although zola will be playing from deep on the left
Steve says: zola from deep can be so dangerous!
Rich says: i know...
Rich says: hopefully it will be an inspired substitution
Rich says: no, an inspired formation change is what i mean
Steve says: how long left - 12mins?
Rich says: roughly
Rich says: zola has just scored!!
Steve says: no way?
Steve says: you pissing me?
Rich says: you are a genius at prediciting things!!!
Rich says: 3-2!
Rich says: 3-2!
Rich says: 3-2!
Rich says: 3-2!
Rich says: an absolute beauty!
Steve says: really?
Steve says: really?
Rich says: yes!!!
Rich says: I swear on my life
Steve says: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich says: the commentators are loving it!
Rich says: and so am i!!
Steve says: f*****g ace....what did i say?
Steve says: what did i say?
Steve says: can we hold on?
Rich says: I know, you are the master predictor!
Steve says: i am going to watch this tonight!
Rich says: fulham have scored against spurs again!
Rich says: 3-2 to fulham!!!
Rich says: everything is going right!
Steve says: maybe you should write an article about us and what we did and said tonight! (see, he is the master predictor!- ed)
Steve says: spurs losing? really?
Rich says: if we hold on we'll go up to third!
Steve says: f*****g yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!