Reports claim that Crespo, 30, is desperate to return to the Italian lifestyle he loves so much.
"I miss everything, my friends, the cinema, the TV and the theatre," he whinges.
"We have already won the Charity Shield, are 13 points clear in the Premiership and we have the best manager in the world.
"Having said all this, life isn't only about football and at the end of the year I would like to return."
Chelsea offloaded the striker to AC Milan but recalled him this season when the Blues were rebuffed by many of the world's best strikers.
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