Jose charged by FA - no honestly, it's true

Chelsea football club will be offering Jose Mourinho surgery to increase the number of fingers on each of his hands.

Chelsea-Mad can reveal the unprecedented medical move is to allow the Blues boss to accurately count the number of times he and the club are being charged by the FA. 

It's not know if Mourinho will take the offer up at this stage as he is currently using some of his digits, pointing them in the air, Chelsea-Mad understands.

Only today, the FA has announced yet another charge. Their statement is as follows. "Following the game between West Ham United and Chelsea on Saturday [24 October 2015], The FA has taken the following disciplinary action. Jose Mourinho has been charged with misconduct in relation to his language and/or behaviour towards the match officials in or around the dressing room area at half-time.

Chelsea coach Silvino Louro has also been charged with misconduct in relation to his behaviour which led to his 45th minute dismissal from the technical area.

West Ham have been charged for failing to control their players in the 44th minute of the game and Chelsea have also been charged with the same offence for an alleged breach in the 45th minute of the game. All parties have until 6pm on Thursday [29 October 2015] to reply.