Mikael is off to Everton.
If that's not enough, then Carlo is heading up the M6 to keep him company.
It's great chip paper fodder time.
However, there is more than a smattering of truth in both.
Forrsell is clearly surplus to requirements at the Bridge.
How long is it going to take him to realise it?
As for Cudicini, well at his age, 32, you can't expect too many big moves.
True he will probably be the most expensive reserve goalie in the Premiership, but Chelsea can afford it.
There is not many top goalkeepers around who are willing to sit on the bench and wait for Cech to be injured - so he WILL get a massive deal with Chelsea.
It's just a question of whether he wants to play first-team football.
I suspect that as soon as the Everton deal is mooted, Manchester United will make a bid for the Italian.
There is a number one spot there waiting to be taken.
I for one would wish a hearty farewell to Carlo and wish him all the best - either at United or Everton.